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• RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Why isn't Hillary angrier? Why isn't Hillary taller? Why isn't Hillary a dinner plate? Why isn't Hillary riding a flying… 6 hours ago
• RT @LizHackett: I want my house to be tidy enough so that if people stop by unannounced, it doesn't look like I adopted a bear with a jug s… 6 hours ago
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